They ask me if I'm Jewish and if I want to lick them.

NO!

In other news, I am depressed, but yet can't think of one damn reason for it. I'm graduating in a couple of weeks, which is a frickin' YAYfest, so that can't be it. I've got a job, albeit one with a salary that probably most BUSBOYS would laugh it. I still live at home, which eh..could be taken either way, but as of now, I'm appreciating it a whole lot more after looking into the possibility of moving out.

(Free food, free rent, computer access, satellite TV, laundry done for me, parents that put up with my shit = WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING, WANTING TO MOVE OUT?)

I think the only thing that might have me down is S. I'm finding that I'm extremely bitter towards him. I think I almost hate him. Everything that used to just annoy me now ANNOYS THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ME. And if I have the option to make a disparaging comments as opposed to a friendly comment, I usually make the disparaging one.

I had a big reason for never being friends with ex's. Now I found out why that is. I USUALLY HATE THEIR FRICKIN' GUTS.