Only thing is..I'M FRICKIN' SICK.

It started out with this weird sore throat thing, now I'm just in mucus-heaven, with a fucking infected left ear.

I can only HOPE I don't develop some sort of VERTIGO by tomorrow that causes me to fall off the fucking stage while I'm walking to get my diploma.

Don't get me wrong, that'd be pretty funny and hell - I'd probably even laugh - but, still.

Now I just need to figure out what to wear..under my gown, of course. I think it's important to decide what you'll be wearing underneath because you know, as soon as you get that diploma and put the tassle on the correct side of your cap, the gown flies off and people get to think, "Oh, so she doesn't just wear a stupid little gown all the time. Wow, she actually looks quite hot! I think I should hit on her!"

Or something to that effect.

Wouldn't it be great if someone took their gown to reveal a stripper costume? Clear heels and all? That would be frickin' awesome. And it would totally illustrate what sort of job market that girl would be going into, diploma, shiploma.